I finally have a webpage.  A true fucking webpage that is all mine.

www.thehorizondoor.com

(9:40:48 PM) greekdiner: i listened to crystal castles today on the subway
(9:40:54 PM) greekdiner: in my american apparel hoodie all hungover
(9:40:59 PM) Mikey Lee Coral Cola: i bet you werent the only person
(9:41:00 PM) greekdiner: i felt silly
(9:41:01 PM) greekdiner: HAHA
(9:41:02 PM) greekdiner: yeah
(9:41:05 PM) Mikey Lee Coral Cola: on the subway in an american appy hoodie
(9:41:06 PM) greekdiner: on the L train out of Willyburg
(9:41:07 PM) Mikey Lee Coral Cola: listening to crystal castles
(9:41:10 PM) Mikey Lee Coral Cola: on the l train
(9:41:13 PM) Mikey Lee Coral Cola: out of willyburg
(9:41:15 PM) greekdiner: :D
(9:41:21 PM) Mikey Lee Coral Cola: there were at least 5 others on the train
(9:41:22 PM) Mikey Lee Coral Cola: doing just that
(9:41:24 PM) greekdiner: HAHA
(9:41:29 PM) Mikey Lee Coral Cola: 3 of them were heading to band practice
(9:41:33 PM) Mikey Lee Coral Cola: well its not actually a band yet
(9:41:37 PM) Mikey Lee Coral Cola: its a name
(9:41:39 PM) Mikey Lee Coral Cola: and an idea
(9:41:44 PM) Mikey Lee Coral Cola: and theyll just sit around and get stoned
(9:41:52 PM) Mikey Lee Coral Cola: and eat vegan food
(9:41:55 PM) greekdiner: what were the other 2 doing?
(9:41:59 PM) Mikey Lee Coral Cola: and talk about how awesome they were
(9:42:12 PM) Mikey Lee Coral Cola: the other 2 were going home to update their blogs
(9:42:35 PM) Mikey Lee Coral Cola: 1 of them was carles

I have been awake all of 35 minutes and I am ready to blow my brains out.

The two people I know that love Kanye's latest the album the most do not have iPhones.

But I do.

So to them, regardless how much I care for them, I say:

NER NEE NER NEE NER NERRRRRRRRRRR click here

My six year love affair with pad thai has come to an end.





That's all.

eeep.

me: do you have any idea where i could find a torrent of Repo: The Genetic Opera?
choyce: in the "worst movie evar" category?

Not a joke.

I nominate this the greatest gift available this holiday season for Russ Marshalek...

http://www.firemeetsdesire.com

Y'all are totally going to get a kick out of this one

If I was in NY, I'd probably go to this just so I can get a glimpse of Stella. She is so atrocious!

THIS


PLUS

THIS


EQUALS

DELICIOUS

Hi Friends,

Who would like to buy me this for my bday (yeah, I know it's in July)?



You do?

Oh, how sweet. Thanks.
Mwah!
-V

Alright, I promise this'll be the last embedded comedy video for the day. I just love Bill Hader so much...